El 3 de Noviembre

Now, for those that may not know, the H8phag-Agenda blog is a satirical take on life from the perspective of a homophobe. Everything I type is not to be taken seriously. While I will post things on my personal life (issues I'm dealing with, such as pathetic broke faggots who lie about their birthday because they want to get $20 from you- oh yeah ya'll... her profile says she is capricorn. Who Capricorn birthday is in October?), I will also post news or topics that I feel are mentionable. Sometimes I will be serious, sometimes it will be satire. I'm thinking of a way to separate the two so the reader (all 1 one of you, Hey David!) will know when I'm being real and when I'm being fake. So I figured I will use this time to cover all of the current events that I missed because I didn't have blogspot.

First: One of the hugest topics in the homo-world... Mr. Bishop Eddie Long. Now the Bishop is now being accused of fraternizing with 4 young men who were followers of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church. I'm not going to go through the entire story. If you want to know,  look up one of the many satisfying articles on google. I will say, I'm leery of at least 2 of the young men. 1 of them broke into the Bishop's office to steal items back in July and another was said to be put into a house at the age of 18, by himself. From the report that I saw on that last story (Bishop Eddie Long giving Anthony Flagg a house to stay in by himself, in which the Bishop showed up all the time and bedded the boy), it seems no question that he's in a rather sticky situation that really doesn't look good for him. But are his "victims" without shame? I'm speaking in the case of Anthony Flagg, the one I know the most about. He accepted a house from the man at the age of 18. There's a youtube video -Click Right Cheah- where he is talking about sexing some girl up. Meanwhile, he's reportedly in high school in the making of this video. He was not as naive as he's trying to come across. Again, I don't condone a bible thumping homo to touch kids, but apparently Anthony Flagg did. This video clearly showed that he knew about sex and how it was conducted. He should have known that no one has the right to touch your body if you don't want them to. Yet, he accepted gifts from the Bishop. Now if he was a child... I would certainly be on his side and want nothing more than to see the Bishop fry in that hell that homo's are sentenced to- but... you've got to grow up some time. I think as long as the money train was moving in, Mr. Flagg had no problem with this man touching, fondling, etc. And I'm sorry, I have very little sympathy for the money-motivated (And no this ain't because of what happened recently, I've felt this way for a while). However, I feel that Jamal Parris is doing this for the right reasons.

Moving on. So yesterday was Election Day. Did you get your vote on? ---

I honestly didn't. This wasn't an ignorant decision to sit the race out, but in the area I am in, I probably would have voted fully on the republican ticket, and OMG, I didn't want to do that. Maybe the reasons why so many of the midwest and southern states typically vote republican is because the democratic candidates suck ass. I paid attention to the details from the candidates... I was at Friends & Family day at a church where the majority of the candidates actually came to speak. I did not like what a lot of them had to say. I didn't like the blatant lies, the misconceptions, the misinformations- the dirty politics that I was seeing from the democratic side of the ticket. Now my state has always been a red state. I don't think there has been one time that it has gone blue, and I'm actually a bit glad that 2010 was not the year that this changed.

Broke Bitch...

Formerly known as "The 19- year old High Maintenance Phag." So, I got a call from this Phaguette today. Not only today... I been getting calls since his birthday. I've just been ignoring them because I knew that Phag was crazy. Telling me that she wants either 20 dollars or a pair of shoes for her birthday. Bitch, I don't fucking know you. How about you spend that time taking some extra shifts at McDonalds to get your fucking money you ignorant nappy headed ho. This bitch is obviously off her fucking rocker. And the bad thing, the ho tried to talk me up to 40 dollars. Bitch, I haven't even fucked you. I ain't spending that kind of money on your ass when my dick hasn't even had the chance to test the waters yet. You bitches are crazy. Fuckin' Nutts! So anyway, I answered the phone today, blah blah... somehow, he gets around to calling me cheap. CHEAP!?!?! Bitch, I ain't hoing around for money so I can buy some weed. Shit, you better log your black ass back on to bgc and find a nigga stupid enough to fall for that whack ass bullshit, you ignorant ghetto trash ass nigga. Don't let me ever go back out to the southside, or I swear before God, that you are a dead man. A fucking dead phaguette!

I decided to keep 2 different Blogs...

After realizing that my first post may be considered offensive, I decided, Some posts will be kept private (mainly the ones about my venting and personal life). But whatever. Continue with the festivities.

So... First Post

I guess I'll use this to look back on everything, up until now. I have this dry but salty taste in my mouth. Part of it has something to do with the sudden burst of irritation that came over me earlier today; some of it came from the atomic bomb of disgust that exploded in my face but the majority of it probably comes from the sodium from that fucking McChicken sandwich.

Note to self: Never go from almost 2 weeks of salads, fruit salads, and natural juices to McDonalds.

But, I don't want to talk about McDonalds, I'd rather just discuss this week's events, starting with the main characters (Of course, I'm the one that gets the role of hero).

The 19 Year Old High Maintenance Phag- (If  you ever see this, and we for any reason, begin to date, please just know that this is my current impression of you, knowing fairly little about you). You like this, you like that, but you don't have shit. Right now, you're a villain. I was nice enough to pay for your meal, and you're asking me for money? I don't even know you. $20.00 or a pair of shoes? Get the fuck out of here. You're crazy.

The Secretive Phag: I don't understand you. I've spoken to another one of my friends. I don't get it. You asked what I look like, I unlocked my photos as it was no problem to me. And you didn't unlock yours, which was completely fine with me. But the statement that, "You'll know what I look like if I decide to speak to you up at the Heskett Center." That was the complete turn off. But then after you see me, you log back onto BGC and get mad because you're barely getting responses from me? Fuck you, you fake pic using, black bitch. Even if that was your pic, I couldn't give 2 fucks about exposing your black ass. I don't hang with homo niggas like that in the first place. But whatever. You're a dumb ass. You're a villain.

The One Who Turned Me On, And then Turned Me Off in 2days: I don't know what you are yet. While you're very sexy and have the ability to make my dick brick up just by the simple text of "Whassup," I still can't get over your threesome business. Idk... that kinda makes me view you as some ho. And ask anyone who knows me well, ho's get no respect or even acknowledgment from me. But I'm bored... I'll say you're no villain, at least not yet.

LoL @ me blocking all those people on BGC though. And even though I was wrong, I don't apologize for shit. I'll just toss it up and say bye.