Thursday, October 28, 2010

So... First Post

I guess I'll use this to look back on everything, up until now. I have this dry but salty taste in my mouth. Part of it has something to do with the sudden burst of irritation that came over me earlier today; some of it came from the atomic bomb of disgust that exploded in my face but the majority of it probably comes from the sodium from that fucking McChicken sandwich.

Note to self: Never go from almost 2 weeks of salads, fruit salads, and natural juices to McDonalds.

But, I don't want to talk about McDonalds, I'd rather just discuss this week's events, starting with the main characters (Of course, I'm the one that gets the role of hero).

The 19 Year Old High Maintenance Phag- (If  you ever see this, and we for any reason, begin to date, please just know that this is my current impression of you, knowing fairly little about you). You like this, you like that, but you don't have shit. Right now, you're a villain. I was nice enough to pay for your meal, and you're asking me for money? I don't even know you. $20.00 or a pair of shoes? Get the fuck out of here. You're crazy.

The Secretive Phag: I don't understand you. I've spoken to another one of my friends. I don't get it. You asked what I look like, I unlocked my photos as it was no problem to me. And you didn't unlock yours, which was completely fine with me. But the statement that, "You'll know what I look like if I decide to speak to you up at the Heskett Center." That was the complete turn off. But then after you see me, you log back onto BGC and get mad because you're barely getting responses from me? Fuck you, you fake pic using, black bitch. Even if that was your pic, I couldn't give 2 fucks about exposing your black ass. I don't hang with homo niggas like that in the first place. But whatever. You're a dumb ass. You're a villain.

The One Who Turned Me On, And then Turned Me Off in 2days: I don't know what you are yet. While you're very sexy and have the ability to make my dick brick up just by the simple text of "Whassup," I still can't get over your threesome business. Idk... that kinda makes me view you as some ho. And ask anyone who knows me well, ho's get no respect or even acknowledgment from me. But I'm bored... I'll say you're no villain, at least not yet.

LoL @ me blocking all those people on BGC though. And even though I was wrong, I don't apologize for shit. I'll just toss it up and say bye.

1 comment:

  1. Wow that is crazy ....first post very powerful....wayyy powerful. I will say though, I would not waste time on someone who could not meet me half way.

    So the first character that is high maintenance....how can you be that and be asking for money? How does that work and who does that upon first meeting someone? Pretty bold and sounds like a waste.

    Second person sounds like they have issues anyways and a waste of time. I mean does the person know you and you not know them since they mentioned a specific place?

    The third person.....not down with the threesomes. That is a bit too much to be having your cake and probably literally eating it too. I am not for sharing with anyone so more power to people thats into threesomes, but I like to focus on one person only.

    I was confused if the last person was a good friend or trying to be more.....to where it frustrated you.....

    dont let the net frustrate you man.....its pretty much entertainment. It is very rare that you find something of substance, but its tiring to have to weed through the bull to get to it. Internet dating is rough but jsut watch yaself.

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